I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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