She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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