And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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