The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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