I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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