I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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