tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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