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You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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