at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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