You're my little dorito
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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