SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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