Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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