quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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