you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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