Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You have to summon your inner elephant
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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