Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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