what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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