dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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