I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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