I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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