I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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