Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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