worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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