The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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