Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
apparently the secret to your success is patron
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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My ass is underappreciated
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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