i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I love having hate sex.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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