your room smells of hookers.
And success
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just gargled with NyQuil
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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