Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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