I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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