I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
