I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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