i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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