sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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