Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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