Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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