Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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