I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I understand Curling. That high.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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