WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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