OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm too high and old for this...
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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