Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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