i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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