They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
