Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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