Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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