found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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