Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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