Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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