All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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