Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
