Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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