U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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