I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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