Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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