i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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