I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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