I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
