North Korea, Best Korea!
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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