I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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