I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Define "chronic" masturbator.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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