I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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