she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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